The story of the moon

September 23, 2012

It was almost August. In fact, the exact date was the fourteenth of July, 1969. A video production took place in MGM Universal studio. The transmitted picture was the result of: Triangular sets of red, yellow, and blue lights set at common focal point being adjusted accordingly to each other to create an opaque holographic image of an unbelievably accurate rotating, orbiting and light emitting sphere of fine sand shaped like a giant ball of Swiss cheese.

The most cunning species of life form known to man at the time were radioactive mutated... mice. At midnight while most of the ordinary creature were asleep, the mice flocked out and set all clocks of date and time back three years ahead to synchronise with the Chinese lunar calendar to highlight the Year Of The Mice!

Everybody says that the most threatening nation thought to be ahead of technology and military was the U.S but we all know that the Chinese were all over the town because they populate like rabbits.

Screening through security cameras, people found out that the mice had not only changed the date and time, they also hacked computers, destroy vital properties, spread poisons, print and delivered media to provoke propaganda via books, newspapers, internet, radios, televisions, even in miscellaneous documents in home and business printers... Well, they did the worst we can think of.

The suggested demand shown in the assembled message was clear:

-The Chinese rules the world

-The world’s security is at our mercy

-For a peace of mind, we suggest you co-operate

-Bring us the moon

-Do or Die

Seeing that the mice possess superiority in influences, wit, power, finance, communication, health, even in a certain extend... weapons, the US quickly co-operates and constructed a multistage rocket... Apollo 11 to accommodate the trip to the moon.

The Chinese whose were known to have significant influence on the world through their arts and literature also co-operated but very unwillingly spun a very funny epic story to commemorate the hero in the picture. The story was about an honest wood chopper named “Cuoi” who discovered the secret ingredients of eternal youth and cure to all disease from the root of the “Đa” tree, cured the Overlord’s beautiful daughter named “Hang ” from a strange illness and in return given to him her hands in marriage but she accidentally urinated on the “Đa” tree and the tree uprooted and flew to the moon taking Cuoi and Hang with it as Cuoi tried to hang on the the tree with his axe and Hang hang on to Cuoi’s feet.

The Aliens who were happened to be watching also acted and after careful calculations launched an invasion on the world to pay homage to the cows whose they thought to be the main source and supply of dairy products in the making of cheese.

Witnessing the mighty destructive power of the aliens, the cows took advantage of the situation and demanded the world to submits to their kind and said : ”Move...”

Seeing the potential power of the Aliens can be very easily manipulated because of their gullibility, The U.S launched Apollo 11 into space and produced a studio created scene of a moon landing made by Neil Armstrong with the catch phrase “A small step for me, a giant leap for mankind” hoping to convince the Aliens that the moon was already claimed by Man.

The rest of the world were very worry about what the Aliens might do if one day they found out that they were being had, took no chance and spread news through the grapevine that the mice are a bunch of scary cat, the cow jumped all over the moon, the galaxy is in fact called the milky way, the story of Cuoi is a lie, and if the Alien gets pissed off like Hang in the story did, the world would turn upside down and end up in chaos.

The Aliens comprehended the situation and send a message demanding the truth:” So...What’s the whole story? “

The U.S explained:” We wouldn’t want to fook around with you... up there is nothing but a hole”

The Chinese explained:” You wouldn’t want to fook around like our hero of the story... See what a leaky hole could cause?”

The Mice explained:” All we wanted was to fill our empty hole with a ball of holes”

The Cow explained:” Every body uses dairy product so every one depends on my hole... so there!”

Neil Armstrong explained: “They said after I finished my act, they’ll give me a hole to fook with, I’m fed up to the teeth with playing with my joystick”

The lead actor of the story, Cuoi sighed: “Just because of one whore with a hole and there go my secret of eternal life”

Hang protested: “ If you would have fook my hole, you’d have found out that eternal life is meaningless without it”

Well folks... the moral of the story is... you wouldn’t want to fook around with anything with a hole.... see what a hell hole it caused?”

Last update on September 24, 12:38 am by thuong ngo.

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